Archive for April, 2009

Alleged Fist Lizard Revealed


2009
04.01

One of the neat things about being in the Rain Station is that we have a fist lizard. And when it gets right down to it, we have the best damn fist lizard you’ve ever seen. We get a lot of ideas from him. Lyrics just spring forth outta this crazy amphibian. If you want to know the secret to creating rock and roll, you gotta know that all great bands have and utilize their fist lizard. Zeppelin had one, but it’s rumored that somehow Jack White got a hold of it. Freddie Mercury of Queen had several, and no one knows where they are to this day. Radiohead has half a fist lizard. I have no idea how that works, but it seems to work great for them. No matter which way you slice it, you gotta have a fist lizard, and it’s a step you simply cannot skip during any recording session. Now go out there and get it on already.

Lazy Day


2009
04.01

Lazy DayEvery year after day light savings, and Spring is ready to go “Boing”, the sky seems to get brighter and brighter each day until my whole face is a squinting wrinkle. My whole face hurts from squinting the last two days. Now, I don’t want to complain about the nice weather, we all want the winter’s cold to take a break. I like sunny days as long as I can slumber about, and do very little. I am a night person. I have a lot of energy at night, but during the day, I just want to find a warm shady spot, and snooze. It’s always nice to have some company. Turns the whole thing into a Siesta. Ahhhh, Siesta.

Listen hear: RS-06.mp3